"Saints Row" Mission Walkthroughs: Semi-Charmed Life

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Mission Type - Westside Rollerz
Completion - +1.143%
Prereqs - Price's Mansion Stronghold
Rewards - $5,000, Crib (The Price Mansion), Julius' Car, Westside Rollerz Cars
Territories - None
Unlocks - One of three needed to unlock Stuffing The Ballot

This mission sucks in every possible way. It took me about 15 replays to finally get it done, so don't be discouraged if it takes you a while. You don't need to grab any ammo, the game will provide that part of the hardware. I would, however, recommend you get a good strong four door car. I like the FBI for this one (if you don't have one, just go on a rampage near your crib until you get 5 wanted stars from the police, then grab the FBI vehicle and drive it into your garage).

Now, normally I don't bother with the followers, but in this case I make an exception. You need someone to keep the Rollerz busy while you deal with the truck, so grab as many as you can before you start this one. Get everyone into the FBI (or whatever vehicle you are using) and take it over to the start point.

Alright, when the mission starts, you have two minutes to catch up to the truck, which is plenty of time. Now for the hard part. While driving, you need to shoot the cars off the back of the truck. Easier said than done, especially since you will also be dodging pipe bombs from the truck, other cars on the freeway (the semis are particularly annoying), and the Rollerz who will be trying to toast you.

You need to wreck four cars. Once that is done, the trailer will come off the semi, and now you can directly damage the cab. Shoot at it while your followers are (hopefully) keeping the rest of the Rollerz off your back. Once it is down to zero health, you are done, and so are the West Side Rollerz. Sweet!

Congratulations! Go check out your new mansion. It's actually pretty nice. What's even better is that it gives you an extra $2,000 a day that can be held in your cribs (any of them) in addition to the $2,000 limit you started with, so be sure to visit frequently to pick up your share of the profits (the stash, the wardrobe, the save point, and the weapon cache are in the upstairs master bedroom of the mansion).